I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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