After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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