You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The air was thick with penises
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
No...this little piggys going to the bar
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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