talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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