I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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