He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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