This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You made out with two different species that night
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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