so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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