Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
In other news, I just burned my penis
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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