Just fell off a train. Bad.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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