Christians are straight up FREAKS
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize