Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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