it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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