I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
