I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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