they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
