love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
