They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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