Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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