I am in a vortex of obligation.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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