On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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