ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I have post one night stand depression
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