Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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