You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize