he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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