dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We just shotgunned beers for America
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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