i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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