Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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