NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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