i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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