we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Randomize