we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I think your dad took our porno
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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