Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
