Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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