There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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