If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize