just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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