I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
did you just send me my own nude
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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