i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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