Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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