Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
vagina is talking i cant
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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