i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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