I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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