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Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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