found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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