wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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