well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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