Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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