I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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