If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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