So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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