ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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