We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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