member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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