When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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