operation have a gay friend backfired
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
