I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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