Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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